Last night I was considering candidates for Fresh Takes’ first huge interview when it occurred to me that the biggest interview I could possibly get would be with God.  I mean he hasn’t given one since Moses so I prayed for an interview with him and after a lot of thunder and a really cool light show he appeared!    I was a bit taken aback when he appeared as a really buffed, seventyish Caucasian male with long, flowing white hair and a matching beard and I think he sensed that so he immediately changed himself to look like Oprah.   […]

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