Comedy

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May 28, 2014 2 Comments

AN INTERVIEW WITH GOD.

Last night I was considering candidates for Fresh Takes’ first huge interview when it occurred to me that the biggest interview I could possibly get would be with God.  I mean he hasn’t given one since Moses so I prayed for an interview with him and after a lot of thunder and a really cool light show he appeared!    I was a bit taken aback when he appeared as a really buffed, seventyish Caucasian male with long, flowing white hair and a matching beard and I think he sensed that so he immediately changed himself to look like Oprah.   […]

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May 10, 2014 1 Comment

What if OJ had pulled the trigger?

Twenty years ago OJ Simpson took his infamous tour of the Los Angeles Area freeways in a white Bronco driven by his buddy Al Cowlings.  The Juice had a pistol to his temple as a swarm of LAPD cruisers followed in what was categorized as a low speed chase.  The entire spectacle was broadcast worldwide. It was one of those moments where everyone remembers where they were as we held our collective breaths hoping he wouldn’t pull that trigger but what if he had pulled the trigger?  What would have changed?  Well here are just a few things: There would […]

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January 16, 2014 0 Comments

Why the World Needs Golddiggers

Despite the fact that V Stiviano recently ended the raciest regime of Donald Sterling, few groups in our society are as unfairly vilified as the gold-digger.  To some they are even more despicable than working girls.  They are generally viewed as heartless pariahs who prey on unsuspecting wealthy or well to do men for the sole purpose of worming their way into their affections then systematically separating those men from their money.  But let’s take a closer look at their real effect on our society. Which image does not fit your conception of a gold-digger out with her meal ticket? […]

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