Monthly Archives: May 2014

Comedy
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May 28, 2014 2 Comments

AN INTERVIEW WITH GOD.

Last night I was considering candidates for Fresh Takes’ first huge interview when it occurred to me that the biggest interview I could possibly get would be with God.  I mean he hasn’t given one since Moses so I prayed for an interview with him and after a lot of thunder and a really cool light show he appeared!    I was a bit taken aback when he appeared as a really buffed, seventyish Caucasian male with long, flowing white hair and a matching beard and I think he sensed that so he immediately changed himself to look like Oprah.   […]

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Relationships
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May 19, 2014 15 Comments

THE PRACTICE WIFE

Recently I’ve discovered a new category of woman who I call “The Practice Wife.” These women are kind, articulate, smart, supportive and accomplished. Additionally, they are usually attractive and people consider them “catches” so nobody can figure out why they are single. I was intrigued by these women because when you take a closer look they all share something noteworthy. After a breakup, the men they were involved with, quickly find another woman and get married.  Usually there is no apparent upgrade from the practice wife to the actual wife so I really wanted to know what the heck was […]

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Entertainment
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May 10, 2014 0 Comments

RATCHET IS NOT MY REALITY

So between Love and Hip Hop star Mimi making a sex tape and the Porsha vs Kenya cat fight on the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion show, we have been inundated with an abundance of unsavory behavior via reality TV.  Two things I find puzzling are: 1) How this obvious scripted madness can be pegged as “reality TV” when it is clearly anything but.  2) Why our community at large supports these vulgarities while simultaneously shaking their heads.  I for one am not for the blood and gore of train wrecks; no need to watch.  I’m all for a good laugh, […]

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Comedy
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May 10, 2014 1 Comment

What if OJ had pulled the trigger?

Twenty years ago OJ Simpson took his infamous tour of the Los Angeles Area freeways in a white Bronco driven by his buddy Al Cowlings.  The Juice had a pistol to his temple as a swarm of LAPD cruisers followed in what was categorized as a low speed chase.  The entire spectacle was broadcast worldwide. It was one of those moments where everyone remembers where they were as we held our collective breaths hoping he wouldn’t pull that trigger but what if he had pulled the trigger?  What would have changed?  Well here are just a few things: There would […]

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